Not a lot to do with hunting or bushcraft, but an amusing incident
I was standing in the street waiting for a cab, dressed in building site clothes, with a large coil of pipe, a fold-up ladder and a HOOJ toolbox.
A teenage chav with a particularly annoying bum-fluff beard and horrid ball-cap is eyeing me up suspiciously.
Hoodrat: Officer, officer what's your badge number?
I ignore him
Hoodrat: Ay Federale, what you watching me for?
After a while he's joined by two of his little chums, they cross the road and one of them comes up to me
2nd Hoodrat [pointing at my pile of tools]" these two reckon you're undercover, but I'm not thinkin' that, how would you chase anyone with all-a-diss?
SBW [pointing to stomach] Or with this?
Hoodrat's 2: laughs
Hoodrat: He is he's undercover init!
SBW: [to 2nd hoodrat] If I'm undercover your mate's a real gangster
Hoodrat's 2 and 3 crack up laughing
Hoodrat: Yeah you're funny
2nd Hoodrat: ' Nah blood, face it, you've been served
Hoodrat's 2 and 3 crack up laughing
There SBW 'down with the kids' who'da thunk it?
More soon
SBW
7 comments:
Is that how east end plumbers get around these days by black cab?
I suppose you just stick the cab fares on the bill and bump up the VAT. Win-win.
;-)
Anon
Not black cabs they're way too spendy, but the cheap cabs of hackney, well it works out very favorably
SBW
HOOJ? As in the classic house label Hooj Choons? You converted a record bag into a tool bag. You crafty hipster you.
I spent several years living in the town where my provinces police college was. I would always see people in shops trying to figure me out. Big guy, looks serious, black boots, short hair....hmmmhhhh....but he has ear rings. "Soooo.....are you the college?"
Bwahahahaha!!! If they only knew.
Exploriment
I've long been involved in a campaign to change the spelling to the far more onomatopoeic HOOJ and yes the first citation is from Ghocki's Chewnz circa '95
SBW
"HOOJ toolbox"
I first thought you might be referring to the package tucked into your skivvies. Then I thought Nah, no way man!LOL.
You are far too hip, SBW. I'd have never thunk it.
Phillip
Age and guile will beat youth and a bad haircut anytime,
SBW
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