Sunday, 16 January 2011


A while ago I wrote a post called 'Travails with Laptop Rod and Rifle' it started with a silly pun and was a light hearted look at the simple fact that I'm still way more suburban than bushwacker. A few of you were kind enough to chip in with comments.

Since then blogger has been filtering spam from my comments moderation page, this evening i used the translate function to see what they were all about - frankly I'm none the wiser.

Maybe you can shed a little light?

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The question remains WTF?
More soon-ish
Your pal
The bemused SBW

Picture credit


Anonymous said...

The Mind Boggles!!!
Regards, Le Loup.

Gorges Smythe said...

A lot of nonsense spams are attempts to get you to click something on the email to introduce a virus into your system. Be very careful.

The Suburban Bushwacker said...




The Suburban Bushwacker said...


Shame I was looking forward to becoming the pirate king

The Writing Huntress said...

People are stupid. And funny. Hence, this post is fantastic because it illustrates why I hunt. To get away from civilization.

Happy Hunting!

The Suburban Bushwacker said...


At the risk of repeating myself


Home on the Range said...

I hated to remove the comments from anonymous bloggers as there were some that were nice folks but it did get rid of the woman hating troll from Japan who had an issue with guns or bad sushi or something.

The Suburban Bushwacker said...


Its funny, as in funny strange, I just don't seem to get the same standard of hecklers as the rest of you, really no anti hunters, no anti anything. I feel a bit left out :-{


Chas S. Clifton said...

I tend to think that rather than being written by someone to whom English is a second or third language, they are written by computers programmed by someone to whom English is a second or third language.

My favorite from today: "Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to more added agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate?"

The Suburban Bushwacker said...



PS what happened to your list of questions - you kind of set me thinking

Tovar@AMindfulCarnivore said...

I don't get hecklers either. Like you and Chas, I do get quite a few incoherent semi-sentences. I also get plenty that consist solely of links and are, I presume, generated by bots.

Getting rid of my blog's spam filter is out of the question. The current ratio of real comments to spam is about 1:1!

The Suburban Bushwacker said...


I think it's a vote of confidence, your blog is so well thought out and articulate, that maybe the human spammers lack the chutzpah to post.

Either that or
'I'm MASSIVE in japan!"

Unknown said...

you are invited to follow my blog

The Suburban Bushwacker said...


thanks for your kind invitation
although not blessed with faith myself, i shall be reading with interest.
I'm always interested to see how people fulfil the real world application of Christian ideals.


Covnitkepr1 said...

I’ve been following and enjoying your blog for a while now and would like to invite you to visit and perhaps follow me back. Sorry I took so long for the invitation.

The Suburban Bushwacker said...


that's very kind of you, I'm always delighted to meet readers, if a little bemused to know what you think of my ramblings (especially if you've come back for more). Pull up a log, welcome to the campfire

Covnitkepr1 said...

Thanks I'll come sit from time to time.

Anonymous said...

Now ive got a headache . WTF - couldnt have put it better myself .

David said...

I may have submitted some those comments myself in a Guinness induced love for you and the blog, on sober reflection I apologise for my behaviour.

The Suburban Bushwacker said...

Through the lens

Thanks for stopping by, hopefully we'll hear more from you in the coming months. I've had a brief look at you blog and hope to read much more.
PS Lovin' your Polaris

The Suburban Bushwacker said...

LOL - Behaviour like that is a big part of the reason I've missed you. Glad to hear you're posting again. I look forward to hearing more about your apiarist adventures.


Toyin O. said...

Spammers can be annoying:)

The Suburban Bushwacker said...

Toyin O

But just occasionally oh so amusing


Phillip said...

There's been a fairly recent upsurge in spam lately, or at least I've noticed something like it on my site. I haven't checked to see how many my filters have captured lately, but the number slipping around my filter is pretty damned infuriating... to the point that I've almost lost my sense of humor at them.

Apparently I haven't lost all of my sense of humor, though, because reading through your list still made me grin.


The Suburban Bushwacker said...


Interesting, I'm seeing less every day and all on that one post. What platform is your blog on? Anyway glad to have been able to offer a different frame, however briefly.


GoofyGirl said...

fyi... you've received a blog award .... just sayin'...

Jamie Cameron said...

Your spam is better than mine. Thanks for the laugh.

The Suburban Bushwacker said...

Thanks for taking the time to comment. I keep re reading them and laughing all over again

Rabid Outdoorsman said...

That cartoon is brilliant! How many days do I sit down to 300 new e-mails and think there has got to be a better way!

Anonymous said...

the nice thing is that spam is no longer made in minnesota, it comes with love from denmark.

other than vikings no other scourge has emanated from there, has it?