We're supposed to be working on a homework assignment for Bushwacker jnr. We're actually building a model car
"Look dad I've got a model of you to go in the truck, like you're going on the Mongolian Rally. I've even got a dog for you"
"Do I get a fly rod, a rifle and a laptop?
You know me - Travels with laptop, rod, and rifle"
" Well it's more 'with laptop' isn't it dad"
You mock me, my friends mock me, the kids mock me,
Bah! Bah! and BAH! again
Such is suburban life