Sunday 1 November 2009

Travails with Laptop Rod and Rifle

Picture the scene: it's sunday afternoon in the 'burbs.
We're supposed to be working on a homework assignment for Bushwacker jnr. We're actually building a model car


Bushwacker jnr.
"Look dad I've got a model of you to go in the truck, like you're going on the Mongolian Rally. I've even got a dog for you"

SBW
"Do I get a fly rod, a rifle and a laptop?
You know me - Travels with laptop, rod, and rifle"

Bushwacker jnr.
" Well it's more 'with laptop' isn't it dad"

You mock me, my friends mock me, the kids mock me,

Bah! Bah! and BAH! again

Such is suburban life

Your pal
SBW

16 comments:

Ken and Joanne said...

I can sense from your posts that you are obsessive. You're going to have to go on the Mongolian Rally some day. If I could tell a wrench from a screwdriver and spoke Mongolian I'd go with you.

Ken

LSP said...

You must get a rifle - there's been far too much putting off the inevitable and, you know, it makes sense (even tho. the 'clubs' are annoying & awful).

cheers.

LSP

Kristine Shreve said...

That's one big dog! If it were real, that thing could take down deer on it's own.

It's nice that your son thought of you though. Even if it was only to mock.

The Suburban Bushwacker said...

Ken

It'll happen

LSP
Putting off the inevitable - see you soon

Kristine
Err Yes a third of the earths surface with a mutt that big in the car would be hard work.

I've always told my kids that being funny is the ONLY thing that matters. 'Be anything you want but be funny while your being it'

TLB choose slapstick and BW Jnr choose satire.

SBW

Chad Love said...

SBW, I love that bit of fatherly advice...

cagmito76 said...

what if all 50million of us went hunting in the mourning there would not be much left.

and if we had to would we start to hunt each other

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