A fox has been found living on the job site that's the Shard, so instead of ignoring it until it made its own way home, the chaps saw the chance to loaf around for a couple of hours and chat to the pretty girl the newspapers sent to cover the story. So they gave the fox the name Romeo (the papers are hardly going to send Lucinda Posh-Bit down for a nameless fox are they?) and called the council, who despite having better things to spend our money on sent Les Leonard, pest control manager at Southwark Council to spend the afternoon fooling about catching the fox.
The work-shyness doesn't end there! One Barrie Hargrove, cabinet member for transport, environment and recycling at Southwark Council, felt he had nothing better to do with the time we pay him for and chipped in "Romeo has certainly been on a bit of a jaunt, and proved rather elusive, but I'm glad our pest control officers were able to help out. He's obviously a resourceful little chap, but I'm sure he's glad the adventure is over and hopefully he'll steer well clear of skyscrapers in the future."
Timewasters!
6 comments:
I'm just glad it didn't require a session of Parliament!
Gorges
It would of, but incompetence meant they weren't told in time
SBW
Hi,
I am a hobo with not much to do and I just happened to be passing through. I like your site, so now…
I’m following you.
Thanks!
Signed, hobo
SH
Welcome to the campfire, interesting blogs you write
SBW
Hunt the fox - or is that still banned?
Cheers.
Still, just about. kind of, ish
Low velocity high pellet count shotgun or a bow?
SBW
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