A while back I showed you a window into
the strange, perhaps surreal, world of the FLSC or ‘foreign language spam comment’.
Well thank goodness not everything has been outsourced to China. High weirdness
is still available, hand crafted in English. I found this in the moderation queue
the other morning
7:05p Had a group of white kids come up
to me and ask me to buy a bottle. Suggest I will be attacked in the near
future. I will be ready with the sizzors and I will go for the eyes. Please
make them white males. The gods are fucking monsters. Let me share with you
some of the monsterous things they have done in the recent past:::: 1. Treat
Blvd. killings. Saw a beautiful therapist I recently brought up again. The gods
had some delinquent white male plow his SUV into an Afghan man and his 9 year
old daughter on a Saturday morning ride right in front of the building after I
"foreshadowed" the event, killing them both. 2. Discussed Haitian
child slavery problem. Had a slavery issue in my family, perpetuated from
parents into the next generation. Considered a parent's possible reincarnation
as a Haitian child slave. Shortly thereafter 25,000 dead in 2009 earthquake. 3.
Badmouth crappy Chilean fruit. 2009 Earthquake. 4. 2002 Cozumel vacation. Wilma
parks on the prime diving area on
But wait there’s more, the next day
there was a second helping
7:05p Had staged incident where a group
of white kids come up to me and ask me to buy a bottle. Suggest I will be
attacked in the near future. The gods are fucking monsters. Let me share with
you some of the monsterous things they have done in the recent past:::: 1.
Treat Blvd. killings. Saw a beautiful therapist I recently brought up again.
The gods had some delinquent white male plow his SUV into an Afghan man and his
9 year old daughter on a Saturday morning ride right in front of the building
after I "foreshadowed" the event, killing them both. 2. Discussed Haitian
child slavery problem. Had a slavery issue in my family, perpetuated from
parents into the next generation. Considered a parent's possible reincarnation
as a Haitian child slave. Shortly thereafter 25,000 dead in 2009 earthquake. 3.
Badmouth crappy Chilean fruit. 2009 Earthquake. 4. 2002 Cozumel vacation. Wilma
parks on the prime diving area (SW) of the island and hammers the reefs for 40
full hours. 5. on
I am actually offering a prize for the best
explanation of what this may or may not mean. Not sure what the prize is, or
when the closing date for entries is, but I think we can all rest easy knowing
that fact is stranger than fiction
Your pal
SBW [the B is for baffled]
Picture credit Eat4fun
