As many of you are are also amateur naturalists this won't sound as strange to you as it perhaps would in less inquisitive circles.
Taking a walk on the marshes:
Elfa: What are you doing? You're taking pictures of Poo!
SBW: always! Poos I have known, loved, and photographed
Elfa: if I'd known you were interested I could have stopped flushing the toilet
More soon
Your pal
SBW