Picture the scene: it's sunday afternoon in the 'burbs. We're supposed to be working on a homework assignment for Bushwacker jnr. We're actually building a model car
Bushwacker jnr.
"Look dad I've got a model of you to go in the truck, like you're going on the Mongolian Rally. I've even got a dog for you"
SBW
"Do I get a fly rod, a rifle and a laptop?
You know me - Travels with laptop, rod, and rifle"
Bushwacker jnr.
" Well it's more 'with laptop' isn't it dad"
You mock me, my friends mock me, the kids mock me,
Bah! Bah! and BAH! again
Such is suburban life
Your pal
SBW
