Capercaillie Toppjakt In Sami Land [Northern Sweden] '25

The kitchen, London. southern England 

The Witch [AKA Mrs SBW]: I've known her for 35 years. She’s my oldest friend, but I’m not sure if I trust her. Why does the diary say you're away third week in January?

SBW: I’m going hunting in the boreal forrest with some dude I met on Facebook.

A frozen lake. Sami land, very very northern Sweden

The fizzing crack of a moderated 6.5 Creedmoor echos in the distance  

There are a few conventions in travel storytelling, and in particular travel TV. The women are intrepid, they will be challenged, but having bonded with a local woman over some validation ritual, will rise to the challenge, and by the end the half hour she will be joyful at the edge of her comfort zone. 

If the man is under 50 he's a sort of guide, strangely sage, often quite earnest, he maybe a former marine, but is the least blokeish former squaddie available. He'll have packed his anglophone liberal values along with his Swiss Army knife. Asking a goat herder about the gender pay gap in her village. If he's over 60 he's a reluctant to very reluctant. His most profound complement is to complain that such and such cannot be purchased at home. There will be some griping, mainly about missing the comfort of his own bed. Sometimes to mix things up it's a father and son. Bit of both.  Anthony Bourdain made a fortune and some excellent TV by the simple expedient of having the camera follow him as he met the people for the first time, being curious, and not moaning.  

The trip really begins about 16 years ago I spent the afternoon with James Marchington, and Charlie Jacoby from the Fieldsports Channel. Their friend Ian Spicer had invited us to some range time at the West London Shooting School. This was to be the start of my long fascination with the 6.5mm bullet.  Ian had a 6.5 swede and mentioned in passing that the Scandinavians shoot capercaillie from treetops with 6.5 solids.  Big day for me, formative even, I’d never heard of capercaillie either. I've shot a couple of thousand 6.5's since then, but capercaillie have eluded me. 

The first flight is completely full, and at Swedish customs it turns out the missus isn't the only person perturbed by my laissez faire travel arrangements. 

Customs guy: Why are you visiting Sweden?

SBW: I'm going for a long walk in the snow [ turns out to be slightly prophetic ]

Customs guy: [slightly incredulous] it can be very cold

SBW: I have a very big coat

Customs guy: they say it can be dangerous to get too hot

SBW: I'm more worried about the skiing to be fair

Customs guy:  On your own? It really can be quite dangerous 

SBW: I'm going with a friend from facebook

Customs guy:  Does he have a name?

SBW: Jon

Customs guy: a second name?

I show him my phone 

Customs guy: It's pronounced Yew-n.

SBW:Ah, glad you mentioned that

Customs guy: Where does he live?

SBW: No idea where he lives, never even spoken to him on the phone, and to be fair I'm not sure how to pronounce the name of the airport I'm meeting him at either.

Customs guy: Ah

It's probably someone else's paperwork if I'm eaten by cannibals, and his if he deports me, so he wishes me luck and stamps my passport. 

Our little chat means the next flight and my luggage have left without me.

Airport guy: "Happens all the time, we'll have you on another flight in an hour or so". I get the 'or so' version which is four hours. I message Jon who takes the whole thing in his stride  

Jon: There's a gun shop, and I'll buy my wife a present

Of all the unexpected things that happened perhaps the most remarkable is the food in Stockholm airport is fantastic. I know you don't believe me. Why should you. Someone who gave a shit about their job cooked this from scratch. In England even the salad would have been shaken from a packet by a particularly spotty and ambivalent teenager. 

The next plane is smaller, the airport smaller still, the daylight shorter. 

And so it begins. I’ve only ever been to the top of Europe once and it was mid summer, I've also only skied. once, on a dry ski slope, just over 40 years ago. Surprisingly it's not that cold, maybe one or two degrees cooler than London. 

In Alaska there’s a fella called Wiggy who makes the ultimate puffa jacket. I was having a productive period at work so I'd ordered one the day before Jon messaged me. Seemed fated. 

Jon and I had met on Facebook in a conversation about 6.5mm choices, he mentioned hunting capercaillie, I'd said it was a long held dream to hunt them he'd said 'come along I go every year.' I'd not thought much of it, one day out of the blue he's back in touch "Are you coming?" Seeing as I'd just ordered the coat, I said yes. Seemed fated.

I consulted Bird House as he's done lots of cold weather camping, and I posted a thread on the Stalking Directory. One response seemed wise 'I'd spent all kinds of money on high tech clothes I was freezing my tits off, until I copied the locals and bought a big wool sweater, after that I was fine". I shared this insight. Bird House gave me the look that says "how am I having to explain this to you?'. 

There's a company that advertise on Facebook that say they still sell the pullovers they supplied to Shackleton for his adventures in the antarctic. Bird House has tracked down the weavers that actually make them and have their own website.  Loads cheaper and they were having a new year half price sale. I'm now the proud owner of the biggest, heaviest, itchiest Woolly Pully I've ever seen. I look the part. I could belt out a sea shanty at any moment 

According to the historic weather data we should expect negative 13C during the day and negative 26C at night. I've never been anywhere colder than neg ten so I started to feel some trepidation. 

All the 'Four Season' sleeping bags I could find in the UK were clearly not intended for Sami seasons, minus 4 isn't even a Scottish winter. The Shipping fees and import taxes on my coat from Wiggy's had driven me to penury so I wasn't in the mood to order from him again. Bird House was all about chemical heaters, Jon took the view that expensive sleeping bags were over rated and two cheap bags would be better.  My inner Yorkshireman rejoiced. I've recently become more industrious with clay busting so I've been spending more time in the north with Super Plumber and The Northern Monkey. In yet another of the tedious displays of incompetence regular readers will be all too familiar with, I left the Wooly Pully behind. Attempts at shipping proved unsuccessful. So it didn't join me on the journey.  

In the 18th century before the discovery of the country's mineral wealth, lead to the invention of dynamite, which lead to the armaments industry, Sweden had sunk back from its days of empire. and millions of  Swedes emigrated to the USofA . Many of the things that to me are typically American are of Swedish origin. Lots of people, by people I mean chicks, look like they've stepped out of a Ralf Lauren commercial. The red wooden farm houses, and a preference for sweet foods. 

Of all the many wonderful things Swedish culture has brought to the world, the most annoying and perhaps most baffling has to be Ikea. You never meet anyone over the age of ten who likes it, but we all go there.

I met a Japanese woman who worked for Ikea in Japan. Given the Japanese people's famous preference for a quiet, ordered, sort of calm, I had to ask. 

"How do people cope with the infuriating madness that is a trip to the seventh circle of hell?" 

"Foreign company, all part of the fun" 

At the house Mrs Jon is serving moose meatballs with a crazy delicious 'brown sauce' I'm not sure if I said the right thing when I asked 'this is what the Ikea dinner is supposed to taste like'  She pulls a face 

SBW: Is Ikea not popular here? My children were raised on those horrible meatballs, they loved them?" 

Mrs Jon: " I hate that place, but I have a whole house full of their stuff" 

At this point the evening descends into a kind of gameshow: 

She produces a coffee mug. 

SBW: mum's house

She produces a bowl

SBW: we have those

She produces a glass

SBW: ex wife has those, actually we have some too. 

You know how to make venison meatballs, but while we're passing here's the simple wonder that is 'Brown Sauce". 

Reduce cream until it's thickened, add some browned or dried onions, add mushroom soy sauce, and then if you're so inclined  a little whisky. You'll never endure the tyranny of that muck Ikea sell in a sachet ever again. It's crazy delicious.  It would even go well with cardboard. 

SBW: These are unobtainium in London. I'm under strict instructions, f I go home without one I'll never hear the end of it

Mrs Jon [incredulous] : But what do you slice cheese with ?

SBW: A knife

Mrs Jon [slightly more incredulous, and actually horrified] But the slices will be thick?

In the morning I gift their kids enough Tunnocks and assorted candy to open a sweet shop, and we hit the road. We leave to the sound of "No Mummy this is breakfast" which needs no translation. 

After a short dive we collect Dan from his doorstep he greets me with "It may take some time to get warm in my clothes, mocking him in English" It took him no time at all.

Hunting friends always seem to come in pairs; one reckless, a speed demon,  the other a chill fellow, happy to tootle along more concerned with not digging the car out of a snowdrift than the time of arrival . 

The sport of unending criticism of the other's driving is the perfect middle ground everyone can enjoy. Its international. The Northern Monkey has it that gearboxes surrender when they hear me coming, I have it that were he to re-sit his driving test he would fail. My friends in the north are exactly the same. 

Is it called a smorgasbord when there's only one dish ?  Pretty easy to spot where the capercaillie have been. Past tense. 

The capercaillie is an unlikely animal. About the size of a turkey they're omnivores in the warmer months, but when the cold comes and the ground freezes, they switch to only eating the toppist tops of pine trees. 

Their shit suggests they don't really have the digestive tract for extracting nutrients from pine needles. 

Not content with nearly starving to death their sleeping habits border on the suicidal too. They crash land in a snow drift, and hope to wake up in the morning. Sometimes the weather changes, more snow falls, then freezes, and they are trapped or savaged to death by predators. It's a wonder there are any left. 

They also come with a perfectly placed white dot for rifle shooters to aim at. To make them a bit more sporting they have incredible eyesight, so 250-300m shots are the expectation.   

Where I stalk in the hedgerows of southern England shots are a lot closer,  but even in the highlands where shots are longer, there's usually a farmhouse or a road to be taken into account . The backstop is what defines a take-able shot. In the boreal forest the backstop is tens of thousands of hectares of hopefully empty forrest. Slightly unnerving. 

The trick is to have a flat shooting round, as chances are going to be at 250 - 300m, but and its a big ask, a bullet that's also not going too fast, or expanding, so it doesn't detonate the delicious bird. You're looking for a neat pencil hole, in though the white dot, though the spine and  out the other side. The Super 22's [22-250, 22 Creedmoor, etc] are probably a bit too destructive, 6 and 6.5mm are perfect. Lapua Sxxxxx are popular, and Barnes banded solids sound amazing if you can get any.  Factory ammo is so expensive that Sweden is possibly the only place where you could actually save money by reloading.

[yes I know Lee loaders were made in 6.5 swede, I'm joking, sort of. I feel very sorry for anyone who is buying their Co-Ax now] 

There's a giant network of unlocked huts, both private and public, you're never further than 6km from one. Mostly the last occupant has left you some tinned food,  firewood and matches. Sweden is seemingly run on a slightly different version of the 'for us by us' principle.  Where the 'us' is a much larger group. The extreme weather means there's a general assumption that some things are too important to be left to rugged individualism, of which they have plenty, so there's a sense of community and a government sponsored program of hut maintenance, rubbish clearance and wood gathering for huts both private and public. You can contribute if you want. Jon's taking the very reasonable view that his dad had done the hard yards building it in the first place and that as there were clearly others using it in his absence he'd paid up front. 

Even a long way out into the forrest there are well marked snowmobile trails, which are graded during the snow free months. They are better kept than some of the roads in London. So you can drive really fucking fast.  The boys tell me that the grading program is a kind of school leavers job everyone has had, it's quite well paid but extremely boring. 

Ugnspannkaka the cube-ular pancake of Sweden. While cheese maybe be sliced thin pancakes are served thick. we really don't have anything like this. All the ingredients of yorkshire pudding, but cooked to achieve totally the opposite effect. Where Yorkshires must rise, [minimum 75mm - as defined by the royal society for chemistry] these bad boys are totally solid. Baked and cut into cubes, then fried to make them crispy. It's Sweden so eaten with Lingonberry jam. Bloody good. 

Some things are universal to shooters everywhere.

Jon "I hate my Harris bipod." 

SBW "I hate mine too." 

In unison "the one I want is so expensive "

We confirm zero and take a couple of pops at 300m. Tikka man, what can you say? They are just excellent rifles; sure they lack the posh timber and style of the Shultz & Larsen, but two factory rounds a hair apart at 300m, you cant complain. I would have banged away to make a comforting little group but at this price per bang it seemed un-guestly. 

During the travel show there comes a time when the protagonist must face his fears, like when Chief Brody gets on to the boat....

The sum of all my fears, in plank form. 

I've never in all my life been anywhere where the constant complaint was 'Its not cold enough' they actually apologised about it. Seemed great to me, until we got moving, then I understood. The snow had melted a bit, a new crust had fallen, which had frozen insulating the melted snow and stopping it from re-freezing. On the snow machine this meant ruts, on skis it meant much much more inertia. On the lake it meant 20-50mm of icy water. I lived in constant fear of falling over and getting an icy soaking. 

Fortified by a plate of stodge, and some vigorous coffee it's time to face my fear, strap myself to two planks and waddle forth. 

Jon is wearing his 'I'll just be patient and see how this plays out' face. 

Dan is going for 'You have no idea what you've let yourself in for'. 

SBW 'I'm too fat to die, the dog will miss me"

Getting the first ski on isn't that bad, click in the toe and stamp down on the catch. Which begs the question. How to press the little catch to attach the second ski to the binding when you already have a two meter plank attached to your foot? Even lying in the snow like a divorced walrus its not easy. 

And we're off! As long as I don't have to go downhill it's not as bad as I was lead to believe. A sort of tai-chi shuffle, keeping your centre of balance a little further back and letting the rigidity of the boots choose when your stride completes. Boots didn't leak which was a blessing as we traversed the frozen lake. Managed not to fall onto the sheen of icy water. We came upon a tree where the capercaillie had been feasting fairly recently, so recently some of the turds weren't even frozen. We glassed, and glassed, no birds. 

The odd thing is the way sound is totally different to hunting in the forestry blocks of Scotland. It's all the other way around. As silent, but sounds when you do hear them appear much louder. On the far side of the lake we hear two birds spook, and then we see them. Flying away.

As we're completing the lap there's that feeling of prey, the tree tops are empty and without a thermal its looking for a brown thing silhouetted against a green-ish-brown-ish thing, in high contrast with lots of white. Again, but much nearer, birds spook and there's nothing we could have done.

I'm delighted I've made it all the way back to the cabin, I didn't have to radio Dan to come and get me on the snow machine. I'm pouring drinks and laughing.

Jon: I was quite worried but you were much better than I was expecting

SBW: you say that to all the girls

Jon: I just say what I think, then my wife apologises, really there are Swedish people who are worse than you. Take some lessons. 

SBW: I fell over like seven times

Jon: Three. 

Tires suitably inflated I decide to quit while I'm ahead. 

Jon: This little stove really warms up this cabin.

Dan: If only your wife said the same thing. 

Under a starry sky we drink Rum and listen to Americana, which I'm resoundingly mocked for liking back home. 

Dan: I like music where the song tells a story

SBW: me too

Always wanted to ice fish, I even have an ice fishing joke ready and waiting.

 

"You bought your wife an ice fishing tent for her birthday? I didn't know she ice fished!"

'How could she? She didn't have a tent' 

Jon skis off into what passes for the morning light. Dan and I get to boring holes, first to drain the surface of the lake, then to fish through. Tiny worms, hooked onto lures with LEDs, tiny rods, and fish after fish. There are really small ones called 'thousand brothers' that go back and Arctic Char after Arctic Char come out and stay out.

In the distance the report of a 6.5 Creedmoor.

Dan: He missed

SBW: How do you know?

Dan: Phone would be ringing.  

Dan: I'm worried we've given you a totally unrealistic expectation of ice fishing, we've caught 28 fish that we kept. 

SBW: how many do you usually catch?

Jon: Four would be pretty good. 

Just like a divorced walrus after the tide has gone out. 

 

There's one more species on the list. Beaver. How do you learn to hunt beaver? Youtube. We watch a couple of videos and after dropping Dan off at another lake we go a Beaver huntin'. The signs are easy enough to spot, we find their lodge but in retrospect are probably much too close to it. No Beaver were sighted. 

Still, some worthwhile scouting, there's a big fallen tree that will make an excellent hide overlooking the beaver pond but far enough away not to spook them. 

It gets dark rapidly and we go for a tour of the snow mobile trails before searching a few spots for Dan.

Who is sitting happy as Larry in the middle of a frozen lake, with his one Trout. One massive trout.

Jon: why do you spend so much time fishing ?

Dan; because you're hunting and I need to eat

By the looks of things he's not the first one to have caught it. That must have been some Pike!

There's one last tradition that must be experienced / endured Surströmming sour herring. this is some grievous shit, it actually smells even worse than it tastes. its not the eating, its not the swallowing. It's the burping that gets you. They even have a story about it being banned from some airlines, due to a pressure burst that contaminated everyone onboard's luggage. One Christmas a shortage had been announced on the nightly news, instead of breathing a sign of relief, Sweden flew into panic buying mode, even people who had refused to eat it before were caught up in the madness, it was reportedly changing hands for E500 a tin.

Jon: You can go home and give your wife the tongue!

As we leave for the airport and join the main road, with the rifle packed away, at less than 100m, from a treetop, a reasonably sized, shootable, capercaillie shouts ‘So long suckers’.

Next up the hedgerows of southern England 

more soon

your pal 

SBW

Squirrel Hunting In The UK Pt1

Pests: Invasive and Domestic

"When the buffalo are gone, we will hunt mice,...for we are hunters, and we want our freedom."
Chief Sitting Bull: Warrior / Philosopher / Statesman

"When the nanny state tells us meat only comes in packets, I will hunt Tree Rabbits with a pellet gun. It's the way I roll”

SBW: Plumber / Philosopher / Blogger

Invasive, destructive and delicious Sciurus Carolinensis: the American Grey Squirrel, is a very common sight in the south of England and they've reached as far north as The Kingdom of Fife. As an invasive species in the UK there is no closed season - we can hunt them 365 days a year. While their antics in city parks are certainly amusing; they are a proper pest to the farming and forestry communities, a carrier of fatal disease to the native Red Squirrels, and a delicious source of free protein to me. Well when I say 'free' like so many pastimes you need a few bits and pieces to get going.

"Squirrel hunting is for the patient, 
and for the person easily entertained by observation"

James George

I thought they were vegetarian too! Pic found on Reddit 

The first thing you've got to hunt down is a place where you have permission to hunt. It took me a while to find a permission that was within reasonable traveling distance of my home and I still don't have a really near one.

They love that MDPE,  once they've had a good chew on this feeder, 

they'll eat the grain.

I had a permission where the family owned a nursery and squirrel damage was an easily defined cost. I’ve hunted them on a Pheasant shoot where they eat the Pheasant feeders first and then the feed, and they've vandalised the water supply. Maybe you could use MDPE as bait?

A vegetarian owns my main permission; she has a passion for woodland management and the squirrels and deer are inhibiting regrowth of her coppice. You just never know. Keep asking. The BASC website - the British Association for Shooting and Conservation -  has some useful pointers, and a template permission slip.

Once you’ve got somewhere to hunt you need a lethal weapon that can make a humane kill.

Catapult: If you're really well practised. Not I.

Shotgun: Very popular in the USA but you need a licence/certificate in the UK and due to the noise you may end up  hunting them one at a time.

.22LR rimfire rifle: Very  popular American squirrel calibre, as the bullets can easily travel on for miles not such a good idea shooting up into the trees here in the highly populated UK. So common sense safety rules pretty much limit you to shooting squirrels on the ground with rimfires. I find it hard enough to find them without limiting the search to terra-firma.
  

Fire Arms Certificate (FAC) Air Rifle:
Lots of cash, and paperwork for unproven benefit. I wouldn't bother.

.17HMR rifle bullets have a tendency to explode on contact so in some ways safer than the .22LR, but they can go even further so only applicable if you've got a lot of land to shoot over.    

My weapon of choice is the off-the-shelf air rifle (limited to 12ft/lbs); you don't need a licence so you can lend and borrow them, they are easily powerful and accurate enough to make a clean, humane kill on a Squirrel that never knew you were there. I'm a big fan of the Pre-Charged-Pneumatic school of air rifle design as they take very little practice to become accurate.

Due to the UK's firearms laws and high population density Air rifles have always been disproportionately popular here so there are loads, both new and secondhand, to choose from.  Well-known brands; English, German Czech, and Swedish, all very accurate and all pretty costly at £500 - £1,200+. There are even more brands (most quite accurate) of spring powered rifle from about a third of the cost and a middle ground where the rifles use a gas-ram system, [which is similar to the rebound dampers on a motorcycle's shocks,] to provide the puff. You pays your money, you takes your choice.
A special mention goes to the next air rifle I'm going to buy - The IMP which is a reengineered german rifle tweeked by Sandwell Fieldsports at just under £400 - look on youtube for reviews 

To keep things in perspective: Hubert Hubert of the Rabbit Stew blog regularly feeds himself with an air rifle that cost less than £100 S/H, and a second hand scope.

There are four main choices of calibre .177, .20, .22 and .25 (all % of an inch) the smaller ones fly straighter, the bigger ones land with more of a thump. All have to be pointed at the right spot to ensure a clean kill. Lots of great .22's available second hand, for the others you'd have to scout around a bit. Factor in the price of a service, it often makes a HOOJ difference. Buy the best you can afford and only cry once.

A word to the wise - it's YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to make sure your rifle doesn't exceed the 12ft/lbs limit, some second hand guns have been 'fettled' get a proper gun shop to test it for you on their chronograph (either free with purchases or about £2 and ask for a receipt).

Top-tip - once you've bought your gun give up reading air gun magazines - they are very good at convincing you that a new rifle is a 'must have' and your scope is crap.

Before Hunting: Four things you MUST remember.

RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT LIES BEYOND IT

"Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands." 

Jeff Cooper

I’d add RULES V and VI:
V: FORGET THE 'AIR' BIT - IT’S A RIFLE THAT CAN KILL OR MAIM.

VI: THERE IS NO ACIDENTAL DISCHARGE - ONLY NEGLIGENT DISCHARGE

If you follow these simple rules, to the letter, every time, at least any accidents will not be of the gun kind and your safe practice will be a credit to you when you start stalking deer with a centre fire rifle. [you will].

Top Tip: Insurance

A very good idea, and it shows landowners that you’re serious. Offering the kind of reassurance that gets permission. The best deal I've found is from The Scottish Association For Country Sports you're covered for just about everything and its less than half the price I used to pay.

Here’s the rifle I use and some of my kit.

 Parker Hale Phoenix in .177 - £850 + new or good luck finding one S/H.

Upside: Accurate, and being a lever action very quick to get a second shot off

Downside: A bit heavy and 60 shots per fill.

The air rifle I chopped in to buy it. Air Arms S400 in .177 - £400+

Upside: Very accurate - more than one pellet through the same hole

Downside: No magazine - just takes one pellet at a time

Great rifle for Rabbits and still hunting, not quite so handy for stalking Squirrels through the undergrowth.

Camo clothing / Face cover/ Gloves

Lots of people have shot prey while dressed in orange jump suits, so that 'I'm a sniper me' outfit isn't essential, but some kind of face cover seems to make a lot of difference and gloves can help too.

My DPM (disruptive pattern material – English army camo) jacket was £1 and I waterproofed it for another couple of quid.

A Call

These little devices are the equivalent of a 'friend request' from a pair of nineteen-year-old nurses, not guaranteed to get attention, but squirrels, like suburban dads live in hope and may well wander over to see what’s going on. I use the PRIMOS call that comes with a CD to practice along with. It’s a lot of fun practicing in London parks and my backyard. About £15


"I don't think paralysis [of the electrical grid] is more likely by cyberattack than by natural disaster. And frankly the number-one threat experienced to date by the US electrical grid is squirrels." - John C. Inglis, Former Deputy Director, National Security Agency 2015.07.09 

Let's Go Hunting: Methods and Tactics

Mr Squirrel is one of life's opportunists so they only building a shelter if he has to. Their preference is to doss down in cracks, hollows and voids in the branch forks of trees but if none are to their liking they build 'Dreys' there. They look like a big untidy birds nests.
On my permission there is the best naturally occurring hidey-hole (often has a tail poking out) would only be shoot-able from a public footpath OUTSIDE my permission. Easy to get over exited, but it's not worth a firearms conviction for a meals-worth of Squirrel. Your rifle, and your pellet’s final destination must stay within the confines of the land you have permission to hunt on.

Hiding/sniping AKA Still Hunting

Basically choose a site where you can sit comfortably, for a couple of hours without moving, that overlooks the runway squirrels use between food and home. Wait.

Top Tip: squirrel's like to 'lay the table' for dinner, the wood where I took this picture was littered with stumps, almost every one of which had been used as a dinning table

Guess who kept his packed lunch here?

Spot and Stalk

Walk very quietly through the woods, when you see a squirrel freeze, then as the squirrel gets bored of looking at you and looks away, shoot him.

Top-Tip: Grey's are considered to have a jumping range of eight feet (2.43m)

Over Bait

A bit like still-hunting but much easier, monkey nuts and/or peanut butter/Nutella are irresistible to our bushy tailed friends with those Fat Balls that people put out for songbirds not too far behind. Once they've found your bait pile they will keep coming back to in at regular intervals as they move its content to their dray.
Top-Tip: You don't need to shoot them the first time you see them, they'll be back.

Agitation AKA Dreying (needs two of you)

You find the squirrels hiding place or Drey and using a set of drain rods (the day job), an old fishing rod, or a long thin sapling and give it a vigorous poke. The squirrels will come out to see what all the fuss is about and shout abuse. Your co-hunter shoots them. Be Careful. My top-tip is for one of you to stand on either side of the tree as Squirrels tend to run round to the other side as it's the shortest distance to cover.
Really Be Careful.

Now all you need to do is Practice. 

The Top-ist -Tip of All: Passers By

Thankfully most country people are against invasive species and, once they get talking with you, tend to be very supportive. Much of the time they will go out of their way to be nice after you've charmed your way past their initial suspicions - just as we think they are either going to be stuck-up toffs or yokels involved in , um-er... 'animal husbandry', they probably think we are the advance party for a ravening horde; come to eat their young. Please remember in all your dealings with the locals; you are every hunter and your behaviour is every hunter’s behaviour. If that's not incentive enough - they hold the keys to your next permission. Happy hunting!

More hunting and gathering tales to come

Your pal

SBW