tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post7297042628730478725..comments2024-02-28T05:21:30.063+00:00Comments on The Suburban Bushwacker: From Fat Boy to Elk Hunter: Ferreting Out Some AdviceThe Suburban Bushwackerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09372690405902840131noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-51007844058214397312009-01-17T04:26:00.000+00:002009-01-17T04:26:00.000+00:00"Is that a ferret in your trousers, or are you jus..."Is that a ferret in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me" she flirtatiously inquired. <BR/><BR/>Suddenly screaming and convulsively waving his arms in a balletic display of gut-wrenching horror, he yelled something that sounded like "far OUT!" and she decided that he was likely under the influence, and moved back into the kitchen.<BR/><BR/>She looked out the window to see Harold running down the high-street with his trousers down to his knees screaming and clawing at his privates.<BR/><BR/>The end.Mungohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15819489744098705713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-50264491891871401192007-12-28T19:55:00.000+00:002007-12-28T19:55:00.000+00:00SBW,Not yesterday,not tomorrow, and definitely not...SBW,<BR/><BR/>Not yesterday,not tomorrow, and definitely not today!<BR/><BR/>Course a coupla times I've had a hog or two somewhat up my trousers, so to speak.<BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/>AlbertAlbert A Raschhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11431765456546701021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-79669644171429668512007-12-28T19:30:00.000+00:002007-12-28T19:30:00.000+00:00I can agree that it is a sport more suited to watc...I can agree that it is a sport more suited to watching than actual 1st hand participation as I my self sustained quite particular injuries from a business of dovedale whites myself in a competion held last summer in Skelmersdale,not a pretty sight I assure 'ee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-15178978362876134532007-12-22T09:48:00.000+00:002007-12-22T09:48:00.000+00:00Nor Cal - i solemnly promise that not one ferret w...Nor Cal - i solemnly promise that not one ferret will be trousered.<BR/>SBWThe Suburban Bushwackerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09372690405902840131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-7915069962619336792007-12-22T01:47:00.000+00:002007-12-22T01:47:00.000+00:00Merry Christmas to you too, Bushwhacker. Glad to h...Merry Christmas to you too, Bushwhacker. Glad to hear you're actually going to pick up a sport you can do in your own country! Shooting, that is. Please don't stuff a ferret down your pants.Holly Heyserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03134909592916671876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-24780768582641556642007-12-21T09:36:00.000+00:002007-12-21T09:36:00.000+00:00hankI read the F&S coverage of catfish wrestling, ...hank<BR/>I read the F&S coverage of catfish wrestling, it looks fun!<BR/>Say hi to the Mrs, happy crimbo to you both. SBWThe Suburban Bushwackerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09372690405902840131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-76007258932891598732007-12-21T09:35:00.000+00:002007-12-21T09:35:00.000+00:00DrewSir Ranulph Fiennes, britian's greatest living...Drew<BR/>Sir Ranulph Fiennes, britian's greatest living explorer on his return form the antarctic was asked what he had learned from the experience and was quoted as saying <BR/>"never go for a really long walk with a Yorkshireman". I however crossed the US a couple of summers ago with The Northern Monkey and would say never go for a really long trip without a Yorkshireman, he really was a boon companion, laughed at my jokes and never complained once. It is worth noting that the other addage about Yorkshireman is true, "never ask a man if he's from Yorkshire, if he is he'll already have told you so"<BR/>SBWThe Suburban Bushwackerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09372690405902840131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-26549348048947882652007-12-21T01:51:00.000+00:002007-12-21T01:51:00.000+00:00Good lord! Can't you people freshen up your gene p...Good lord! Can't you people freshen up your gene pool a bit! That sounds appalling! But now I am reminded of Okies who "noodle" for catfish by diving into riverbanks to wrestle the sometimes 50-pound whiskerfish onto the bank. So I take it back. We're as screwed up as you...sigh.Hunter Angler Gardener Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01996285578001308125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-17580262108154143352007-12-20T23:33:00.000+00:002007-12-20T23:33:00.000+00:00oy i am a northaner and well i wouldnt do half the...oy i am a northaner and well i wouldnt do half the stuff you talk about so it ant true and yes i do come from yorkshire<BR/><BR/>drewdunnrespect>blogspot.comdrew dunnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15172175394651321575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-58684384789652909662007-12-20T23:31:00.000+00:002007-12-20T23:31:00.000+00:00bluddy hell you wouldnt get me doing thatbluddy hell you wouldnt get me doing thatdrew dunnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15172175394651321575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-20788147126737523362007-12-20T15:07:00.000+00:002007-12-20T15:07:00.000+00:00I have to agree with you there.'appy crimboSBWI have to agree with you there.<BR/>'appy crimbo<BR/>SBWThe Suburban Bushwackerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09372690405902840131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-13273760122649453842007-12-20T14:08:00.000+00:002007-12-20T14:08:00.000+00:00O.k., a man had to have invented that activity. W...O.k., a man had to have invented that activity. Women are far to intelligent to ever put ferrets in their pants.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-73741080203650294552007-12-19T21:03:00.000+00:002007-12-19T21:03:00.000+00:00PabloYou haven't heard the half of it.At some poin...Pablo<BR/>You haven't heard the half of it.<BR/>At some point I'll tell you all about that northern reprobate The northern Monkey, and the adventures we've shared here and afield with our colonial cousins. <BR/>'Appy Crimbo<BR/>SBWThe Suburban Bushwackerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09372690405902840131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8825273392145948457.post-4331135063476158712007-12-19T20:32:00.000+00:002007-12-19T20:32:00.000+00:00Ha ha. Excellent. I always thought there was somet...Ha ha. Excellent. I always thought there was something err... strange 'bout Notherners. No mention of flat 'ats though.<BR/>Pablo.Pablohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03175224816828574328noreply@blogger.com