Pests: Invasive and Domestic
Chief Sitting Bull: Warrior / Philosopher / Statesman
"When the nanny state tells us meat only comes in packets, I will hunt Tree Rabbits with a pellet gun. It's the way I roll”
SBW: Plumber / Philosopher / Blogger
Invasive, destructive and delicious Sciurus Carolinensis: the American Grey Squirrel, is a very common sight in the south of England and they've reached as far north as The Kingdom of Fife. As an invasive species in the UK there is no closed season - we can hunt them 365 days a year. While their antics in city parks are certainly amusing; they are a proper pest to the farming and forestry communities, a carrier of fatal disease to the native Red Squirrels, and a delicious source of free protein to me. Well when I say 'free' like so many pastimes you need a few bits and pieces to get going.
"Squirrel hunting is for the patient,
and for the person easily entertained by observation"
and for the person easily entertained by observation"
I thought they were vegetarian too! Pic found on Reddit
The first thing you've got to hunt down is a place where you have permission to hunt. It took me a while to find a permission that was within reasonable traveling distance of my home and I still don't have a really near one.
I had a permission where the family owned a nursery and squirrel damage was an easily defined cost. I’ve hunted them on a Pheasant shoot where they eat the Pheasant feeders first and then the feed, and they've vandalised the water supply. Maybe you could use MDPE as bait?
A vegetarian owns my main permission; she has a passion for woodland management and the squirrels and deer are inhibiting regrowth of her coppice. You just never know. Keep asking. The BASC website - the British Association for Shooting and Conservation - has some useful pointers, and a template permission slip.
They love that MDPE, once they've had a good chew on this feeder,
they'll eat the grain.
I had a permission where the family owned a nursery and squirrel damage was an easily defined cost. I’ve hunted them on a Pheasant shoot where they eat the Pheasant feeders first and then the feed, and they've vandalised the water supply. Maybe you could use MDPE as bait?
A vegetarian owns my main permission; she has a passion for woodland management and the squirrels and deer are inhibiting regrowth of her coppice. You just never know. Keep asking. The BASC website - the British Association for Shooting and Conservation - has some useful pointers, and a template permission slip.
Once you’ve got somewhere to hunt you need a lethal weapon that can make a humane kill.
Catapult: If you're really well practised. Not I.
Shotgun: Very popular in the USA but you need a licence/certificate in the UK and due to the noise you may end up hunting them one at a time.
.22LR rimfire rifle: Very popular American squirrel calibre, as the bullets can easily travel on for miles not such a good idea shooting up into the trees here in the highly populated UK. So common sense safety rules pretty much limit you to shooting squirrels on the ground with rimfires. I find it hard enough to find them without limiting the search to terra-firma.
Fire Arms Certificate (FAC) Air Rifle:
Lots of cash, and paperwork for unproven benefit. I wouldn't bother.
.17HMR rifle bullets have a tendency to explode on contact so in some ways safer than the .22LR, but they can go even further so only applicable if you've got a lot of land to shoot over.
Lots of cash, and paperwork for unproven benefit. I wouldn't bother.
.17HMR rifle bullets have a tendency to explode on contact so in some ways safer than the .22LR, but they can go even further so only applicable if you've got a lot of land to shoot over.
My weapon of choice is the off-the-shelf air rifle (limited to 12ft/lbs); you don't need a licence so you can lend and borrow them, they are easily powerful and accurate enough to make a clean, humane kill on a Squirrel that never knew you were there. I'm a big fan of the Pre-Charged-Pneumatic school of air rifle design as they take very little practice to become accurate.
Due to the UK's firearms laws and high population density Air rifles have always been disproportionately popular here so there are loads, both new and secondhand, to choose from. Well-known brands; English, German Czech, and Swedish, all very accurate and all pretty costly at £500 - £1,200+.
A special mention goes to the next air rifle I'm going to buy - The IMP which is a reengineered german rifle tweeked by Sandwell Fieldsports at just under £400 - look on youtube for reviews
Due to the UK's firearms laws and high population density Air rifles have always been disproportionately popular here so there are loads, both new and secondhand, to choose from. Well-known brands; English, German Czech, and Swedish, all very accurate and all pretty costly at £500 - £1,200+.
A special mention goes to the next air rifle I'm going to buy - The IMP which is a reengineered german rifle tweeked by Sandwell Fieldsports at just under £400 - look on youtube for reviews
There are four main choices of calibre .177, .20, .22 and .25 (all % of an inch) the smaller ones fly straighter, the bigger ones land with more of a thump. All have to be pointed at the right spot to ensure a clean kill. Lots of great .22's available second hand, for the others you'd have to scout around a bit. Factor in the price of a service, it often makes a HOOJ difference. Buy the best you can afford and only cry once.
A word to the wise - it's YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to make sure your rifle doesn't exceed the 12ft/lbs limit, some second hand guns have been 'fettled' get a proper gun shop to test it for you on their chronograph (either free with purchases or about £2 and ask for a receipt).
Top-tip - once you've bought your gun give up reading air gun magazines - they are very good at convincing you that a new rifle is a 'must have' and your scope is crap.
Before Hunting: Four things you MUST remember.
RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED
RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY
RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET
RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT LIES BEYOND IT
"Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands."
I’d add RULES V and VI:
V: FORGET THE 'AIR' BIT - IT’S A RIFLE THAT CAN KILL OR MAIM.
V: FORGET THE 'AIR' BIT - IT’S A RIFLE THAT CAN KILL OR MAIM.
VI: THERE IS NO ACIDENTAL DISCHARGE - ONLY NEGLIGENT DISCHARGE
If you follow these simple rules, to the letter, every time, at least any accidents will not be of the gun kind and your safe practice will be a credit to you when you start stalking deer with a centre fire rifle. [you will].
Top Tip: Insurance
A very good idea, and it shows landowners that you’re serious. Offering the kind of reassurance that gets permission. The best deal I've found is from The Scottish Association For Country Sports you're covered for just about everything and its less than half the price I used to pay.
Here’s the rifle I use and some of my kit.
Parker Hale Phoenix in .177 - £850 + new or good luck finding one S/H.
Upside: Accurate, and being a lever action very quick to get a second shot off
Downside: A bit heavy and 60 shots per fill.
The air rifle I chopped in to buy it. Air Arms S400 in .177 - £400+
Upside: Very accurate - more than one pellet through the same hole
Downside: No magazine - just takes one pellet at a time
Great rifle for Rabbits and still hunting, not quite so handy for stalking Squirrels through the undergrowth.
Camo clothing / Face cover/ Gloves
Lots of people have shot prey while dressed in orange jump suits, so that 'I'm a sniper me' outfit isn't essential, but some kind of face cover seems to make a lot of difference and gloves can help too.
My DPM (disruptive pattern material – English army camo) jacket was £1 and I waterproofed it for another couple of quid.
A Call
These little devices are the equivalent of a 'friend request' from a pair of nineteen-year-old nurses, not guaranteed to get attention, but squirrels, like suburban dads live in hope and may well wander over to see what’s going on. I use the PRIMOS call that comes with a CD to practice along with. It’s a lot of fun practicing in London parks and my backyard. About £15
"I don't think paralysis [of the electrical grid] is more likely by cyberattack than by natural disaster. And frankly the number-one threat experienced to date by the US electrical grid is squirrels." - John C. Inglis, Former Deputy Director, National Security Agency 2015.07.09
"I don't think paralysis [of the electrical grid] is more likely by cyberattack than by natural disaster. And frankly the number-one threat experienced to date by the US electrical grid is squirrels." - John C. Inglis, Former Deputy Director, National Security Agency 2015.07.09
Let's Go Hunting: Methods and Tactics
Mr Squirrel is one of life's opportunists so they only building a shelter if he has to. Their preference is to doss down in cracks, hollows and voids in the branch forks of trees but if none are to their liking they build 'Dreys' there. They look like a big untidy birds nests.
On my permission there is the best naturally occurring hidey-hole (often has a tail poking out) would only be shoot-able from a public footpath OUTSIDE my permission. Easy to get over exited, but it's not worth a firearms conviction for a meals-worth of Squirrel. Your rifle, and your pellet’s final destination must stay within the confines of the land you have permission to hunt on.
On my permission there is the best naturally occurring hidey-hole (often has a tail poking out) would only be shoot-able from a public footpath OUTSIDE my permission. Easy to get over exited, but it's not worth a firearms conviction for a meals-worth of Squirrel. Your rifle, and your pellet’s final destination must stay within the confines of the land you have permission to hunt on.
Hiding/sniping AKA Still Hunting
Basically choose a site where you can sit comfortably, for a couple of hours without moving, that overlooks the runway squirrels use between food and home. Wait.
Top Tip: squirrel's like to 'lay the table' for dinner, the wood where I took this picture was littered with stumps, almost every one of which had been used as a dinning table
Guess who kept his packed lunch here?
Spot and Stalk
Walk very quietly through the woods, when you see a squirrel freeze, then as the squirrel gets bored of looking at you and looks away, shoot him.
Top-Tip: Grey's are considered to have a jumping range of eight feet (2.43m)
Over Bait
A bit like still-hunting but much easier, monkey nuts and/or peanut butter/Nutella are irresistible to our bushy tailed friends with those Fat Balls that people put out for songbirds not too far behind. Once they've found your bait pile they will keep coming back to in at regular intervals as they move its content to their dray.
Top-Tip: You don't need to shoot them the first time you see them, they'll be back.
Top-Tip: You don't need to shoot them the first time you see them, they'll be back.
Agitation AKA Dreying (needs two of you)
You find the squirrels hiding place or Drey and using a set of drain rods (the day job), an old fishing rod, or a long thin sapling and give it a vigorous poke. The squirrels will come out to see what all the fuss is about and shout abuse. Your co-hunter shoots them. Be Careful. My top-tip is for one of you to stand on either side of the tree as Squirrels tend to run round to the other side as it's the shortest distance to cover.
Really Be Careful.
Now all you need to do is Practice.
Really Be Careful.
Now all you need to do is Practice.
The Top-ist -Tip of All: Passers By
Thankfully most country people are against invasive species and, once they get talking with you, tend to be very supportive. Much of the time they will go out of their way to be nice after you've charmed your way past their initial suspicions - just as we think they are either going to be stuck-up toffs or yokels involved in , um-er... 'animal husbandry', they probably think we are the advance party for a ravening horde; come to eat their young. Please remember in all your dealings with the locals; you are every hunter and your behaviour is every hunter’s behaviour. If that's not incentive enough - they hold the keys to your next permission. Happy hunting!
More hunting and gathering tales to come
Your pal
SBW
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Howdy! Long time, no hear, right? I FINALLY broke down and got me a computer(lap-top thingy)--they were getting increasingly anal and restrictive at work about using workplace computers--at one point, ALL BLOGS were VERBOTTEN! Except Facebook, of course...Anyhoo--late to the game here, but PLENTY to relate about squirrel huntin'! This being a DEEP-SEATED tradition especially in Southern U. S. A.! And our grey squirrels do not have the stigma of being "invasive" here! Many a hard-up feller has fed himself on squirrel--myself included! It has always been considered a valuable survival food amongst pioneers and mountain men, as well as the indigenous folks, who had a difficult time dealing with those invasive Europeans! A bit of squirrel lore I read in a great, anecdotal book on local wildlife--the author speculated we won the Revolutionary War in part BECAUSE of squirrels--as all the pioneer kids grew up HAVING to be sharpshooters hunting them, making every ball count, and having to "aim for the eye" to keep from blowing the bodies apart and wasting the meat! Interesting bit of trivia I thought you might appreciate. As for that whole Revolutionary War thing--so sorry old chap; and considering current politics and "leadership" in the U. S. of A.--any chance of reconciliation there?.....to be continued.....Yer old rediscovered blog pal; Lane Batot.....
ReplyDelete.....continuing on(by-the-by, my personal E-mail now is -lane.batot@yahoo.com-if'n you want to ramble about anything else more extensively, or have any questions, etc., which I'd be more than happy to rattle on about!)--squirrel hunting with DOGS is as common, if not moreso than still hunting here. And it can increase one's "reducing to possession" of the tree rats at a much higher rate(depending). Lots of obscure breeds(obscure out of the Southen U. S., that is) developed SPECIFICALLY for hunting squirrels--but many have British terrier blood of some sort back there! A SUPERB book on this is "Squirrel Dog Basics" by David Osborn--not only about squirrel dogs, but just the whole lore surrounding the hunting of them(including recipes!) I think you would LOVE it--usually available on Amazon--I know I've ordered MANY books off'n Amazon from the UK quite successfully--including most of what D. Brian Plummer wrote, so I think you could order a copy? If you are interested, and have difficulty, let me know, and maybe I could find a copy to send you.....L.B......to be continued.....
ReplyDelete.....My maternal relatives in North Georgia(Scotch/Irish/Cherokee) often fed themselves during the Great Depression with squirrels by the efforts of their squirrel hunting hunting dogs(a "squirrel feist" was a VALUABLE little dog to have!) as well as their trail hounds and bird dogs. A good hunting "cur"-type could do it all, as well as herd the half wild pigs and cattle roaming the woods--such peripheral animal husbandry often having more in common with hunting than herding! I once found myself flat broke, totally disillusioned by man"kind", and seriously hard-up long ago during some of my first efforts at independence, deep in the Big Thicket of Texas(don't ask--that in itself is a loooonnnnggg story....), although I am North Carolina raised and oriented(and living back in N. C. for many years, of course); and I LIVED on squirrels for weeks! I had a tipi I erected deep in the Big Thicket Swamp(I just wanted to GET AWAY from "civilization" for an indefinite period), and I went hunting with the only dog I had at the time, the first of my part-wolf hybrids. We got squirrels every day, thanks to that dog--once he caught on to this-was-how-we-were-now-feeding-ourselves--he'd sniff the side of a tree and LOOK at me a certain way, and by gosh, there WOULD be a squirrel there, if you looked long and hard enough! I could NEVER have found them so efficiently otherwise! And I HAD to make every shell count(I had a borrowed little shotgun, though most here hunt squirrels with .22's), as I had a limited quantity! I shared everything with that wolfdog(although he liked the heads, guts, feet, etc., that I didn't want anyway!), and it bonded us like nothing else. Those were some of the free-ist, most content days of my life--out foraging for my own food every day, with not another thought or responsibility in the world! It didn't end well, but THAT'S ANOTHER looonng tale.....L.B.
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